The Simpsons where the Flanders try to baptize Bart, Lisa and Maggie without Homer and Marge's consent was on last night. In some great satire Homer arrives just as Flanders is saying;
Ned Flanders "Bart, do you resist Satan and all his empty promises?"
Homer: "Noooooo!!!" Jumps on Bart and gets hit by the water intended for Bart. Gets up and looks at Bart.
Bart: "Wow Dad you took a baptismal for me! How do you feel?"
Homer with a serene look on his face and in calm voice: "Oh Bartholomew, I feel just like Saint Augustine of Hippo after he was converted by Ambrose of Milan."
Homer: Comes to senses "I said shut up Flanders!"